NEW Barbie dolls to coincide with her and OUR aging gracefully
Bifocals Barbie. Comes with her own set of blended-lens fashion frames in
six wild colors (half-frames too!), neck chain and large-print editions of
Vogue and Martha Stewart Living. Hot Flash Barbie. Press Barbie
is bellybutton and watch her face turn beet red while tiny drops of
perspiration appear on her forehead. Comes with hand-held fan and tiny
tissues. Facial Hair Barbie. As Barbie is hormone levels shift, see her whiskers grow. Available with teensy tweezers and magnifying mirror. Flabby Arms Barbie. Hide Barbie is droopy triceps with these new, roomier-sleeved gowns. Good news on the tummy front, too - muumuus with tummy-support panels are included. />Bunion Barbie. Years of disco dancing in stiletto heels have definitely taken their toll on Barbie is dainty arched feet. Soothe her sores with the pumice stone and plasters, then slip on soft terry mules. />No-More-Wrinkles Barbie. Erase those pesky crow's-feet and lip lines with a tube of Skin Sparkle-Spackle, from Barbie is own line of exclusive age-blasting cosmetics. Soccer Mom Barbie. All that experience as a cheer-leader is really paying off as Barbie dusts off her old high school megaphone to root for Babs and Ken, Jr. Comes with minivan in robin-egg blue or white, and cooler filled with doughnut holes and fruit punch. Mid-life Crisis Barbie. It is time to ditch Ken. Barbie needs a change, and Fred (her personal trainer) is just what the doctor ordered, along with Prozac. They're hopping in her new red Miata and heading for the Napa Valley to open a B&B. Includes a real tape of ''Breaking Up Is Hard to Do.'' Divorced Barbie. Sells for £199.99. Comes with Ken is house, Ken is car, and Ken is boat. />Recovery Barbie. Too many parties have finally caught up with the ultimate party girl. Now she does Twelve Steps instead of dance steps. Clean and sober, she is going to meetings religiously. Comes with a little copy of The Big Book and a six-pack of Diet Coke. />Post-Menopausal Barbie. This Barbie wets her pants when she sneezes, forgets where she puts things, and cries a lot. She is sick and tired of Ken sitting on the couch watching the tube, clicking through the channels. Comes with Depends and Kleenex. As a bonus this year, the book ''Getting In Touch with Your Inner Self'' is included.
Spaniels ears Barbie..
FANTASTIC idea!! I would buy one of them.. yeah! Haha
hahaha, that is so funny, thanks for the laugh, they could also
have botox barbie, coming with a little needle so you could inject her.
OMG, that is SO funny!!! Did you make that up all by yourself?
If so, you should bcome a comedian. Unless you don't want to or you
already are one!!!
sure! lol . why not? things should get a bit more realistic and
not toooo idealistic
Who came up with this it is too funny :) LOL
ROFL that is totally hilarious..wish i could get a set for
certain family members lol
I will take 3 of each please
great, so what is the question
LOL. Very good
What about paki barbie, and coon barbie?
Hah:p Fun:p
0.o
ok
LOL!!!!!!
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