NEW Barbie dolls to coincide with her and OUR aging gracefully


Moni , Thursday, 29th of July 2010 11:29:51 AM

Bifocals Barbie. Comes with her own set of blended-lens fashion frames in 
Moni
six wild colors (half-frames too!), neck chain and large-print editions of 
Registered User
Vogue and Martha Stewart Living.

Hot Flash Barbie. Press Barbie 
Joined: Tuesday, 8th of June 2010, 20:33:29
is bellybutton and watch her face turn beet red while tiny drops of 
Posts: 1682
perspiration appear on her forehead. Comes with hand-held fan and tiny 
Viewed 4424 times
tissues.

Facial Hair Barbie. As Barbie is hormone levels 
shift, see her whiskers grow. Available with teensy tweezers and 
magnifying mirror.

Flabby Arms Barbie. Hide Barbie is droopy 
triceps with these new, roomier-sleeved gowns. Good news on the tummy 
front, too - muumuus with tummy-support panels are included.
/>Bunion Barbie. Years of disco dancing in stiletto heels have definitely 
taken their toll on Barbie is dainty arched feet. Soothe her sores with 
the pumice stone and plasters, then slip on soft terry mules.
/>No-More-Wrinkles Barbie. Erase those pesky crow's-feet and lip lines 
with a tube of Skin Sparkle-Spackle, from Barbie is own line of exclusive 
age-blasting cosmetics.

Soccer Mom Barbie. All that experience 
as a cheer-leader is really paying off as Barbie dusts off her old high 
school megaphone to root for Babs and Ken, Jr. Comes with minivan in 
robin-egg blue or white, and cooler filled with doughnut holes and fruit 
punch.

Mid-life Crisis Barbie. It is time to ditch Ken. Barbie 
needs a change, and Fred (her personal trainer) is just what the doctor 
ordered, along with Prozac. They're hopping in her new red Miata and 
heading for the Napa Valley to open a B&B. Includes a real tape of 
''Breaking Up Is Hard to Do.''

Divorced Barbie. Sells for 
£199.99. Comes with Ken is house, Ken is car, and Ken is boat.
/>Recovery Barbie. Too many parties have finally caught up with the 
ultimate party girl. Now she does Twelve Steps instead of dance steps. 
Clean and sober, she is going to meetings religiously. Comes with a little 
copy of The Big Book and a six-pack of Diet Coke.
/>Post-Menopausal Barbie. This Barbie wets her pants when she sneezes, 
forgets where she puts things, and cries a lot. She is sick and tired of 
Ken sitting on the couch watching the tube, clicking through the channels. 
Comes with Depends and Kleenex. As a bonus this year, the book ''Getting In 
Touch with Your Inner Self'' is included.
 
 
 
 
 

Dream Girl , Friday, 30th of July 2010 10:12:36 PM

Spaniels ears Barbie..  
Dream Girl
 
Registered User
 
Joined: Saturday, 22nd of May 2010, 17:22:36
 
Posts: 1567
 
Viewed 16910 times
 

Mo Bo , Saturday, 31st of July 2010 01:37:05 PM

FANTASTIC idea!! I would buy one of them.. yeah! Haha  
Mo Bo
 
Registered User
 
Joined: Monday, 10th of May 2010, 10:42:45
 
Posts: 452
 
Viewed 2706 times
 

Moose , Sunday, 1st of August 2010 02:59:03 AM

hahaha, that is so funny, thanks for the laugh, they could also  
Moose
have botox barbie, coming with a little needle so you could inject her.  
Registered User
 
Joined: Saturday, 8th of May 2010, 07:56:57
 
Posts: 624
 
Viewed 15646 times
 
 

Bub , Monday, 2nd of August 2010 09:22:40 AM

OMG, that is SO funny!!! Did you make that up all by yourself?  
Bub
If so, you should bcome a comedian. Unless you don't want to or you  
Registered User
already are one!!!  
Joined: Thursday, 3rd of June 2010, 21:49:19
 
Posts: 222
 
Viewed 6274 times
 
 
 

Honey bean , Tuesday, 3rd of August 2010 08:29:26 AM

sure! lol . why not? things should get a bit more realistic and  
Honey bean
not toooo idealistic  
Registered User
 
Joined: Saturday, 17th of April 2010, 05:44:51
 
Posts: 1306
 
Viewed 3894 times
 
 

Cheese Curd , Wednesday, 4th of August 2010 01:52:52 PM

Who came up with this it is too funny :) LOL  
Cheese Curd
 
Registered User
 
Joined: Monday, 24th of May 2010, 17:24:53
 
Posts: 1671
 
Viewed 7712 times
 

Beamer , Thursday, 5th of August 2010 01:13:09 AM

ROFL that is totally hilarious..wish i could get a set for  
Beamer
certain family members lol  
Registered User
 
Joined: Tuesday, 1st of June 2010, 22:40:19
 
Posts: 825
 
Viewed 4606 times
 
 

Kisses , Friday, 6th of August 2010 06:45:36 AM

I will take 3 of each please  
Kisses
 
Registered User
 
Joined: Tuesday, 1st of June 2010, 21:48:49
 
Posts: 956
 
Viewed 7374 times
 

chief big thoughts , Saturday, 7th of August 2010 06:03:08 AM

great, so what is the question  
chief big thoughts
 
Registered User
 
Joined: Tuesday, 20th of April 2010, 02:44:42
 
Posts: 383
 
Viewed 3335 times
 

Miss. Cali Sunshine , Sunday, 8th of August 2010 10:49:11 PM

LOL. Very good  
Miss. Cali Sunshine
 
Registered User
 
Joined: Friday, 30th of April 2010, 03:29:05
 
Posts: 1553
 
Viewed 815 times
 

Scrubanator , Monday, 9th of August 2010 10:52:29 AM

What about paki barbie, and coon barbie?  
Scrubanator
 
Registered User
 
Joined: Friday, 11th of June 2010, 23:45:01
 
Posts: 768
 
Viewed 7332 times
 

Mc Sizzle , Tuesday, 10th of August 2010 09:28:33 AM

Hah:p Fun:p  
Mc Sizzle
 
Registered User
 
Joined: Friday, 23rd of April 2010, 04:38:53
 
Posts: 1374
 
Viewed 17768 times
 

Papi , Wednesday, 11th of August 2010 01:23:45 AM

0.o  
Papi
ok  
Registered User
 
Joined: Thursday, 27th of May 2010, 01:39:50
 
Posts: 1403
 
Viewed 10229 times
 
 

poker face <33 , Thursday, 12th of August 2010 04:10:32 AM

LOL!!!!!!  
poker face <33
 
Registered User
 
Joined: Friday, 14th of May 2010, 14:10:23
 
Posts: 1426
 
Viewed 15290 times
 
hp promo dx2300 micro tower
hotels.com code 10
turbotax discount 2010
tire rack discount coupons


Do you think the future will be less technologically advanced?
Decorating my living room
What if Muslims ruled the world?
Abnormal Chest X-Ray - Please help and explain !
Im in the army national guard and i cant find a job
I'm can't uninstall my hp game.
Installing an interior knee half wall. Want ideas to finish out wall other than sheetrock
Question about my basement subfloor plan
Survey panel says...
Does Sakura actually like Naruto? Or is she Playing games with him??
Any nurses out there or doctors.help
Which HD Flat Panel is best
How can I turn this into a college app essay?
Recently (the last couple of months) I have been experiencing episodes of terrible lower pelvic pain
Horse weight loss nose bleeds

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: 4 guests